by debrasterling | September 16th, 2009
Aw shit, get your travel shots it’s about to go down. (yea-aah, shortay)
Everybody in the herd get to the fuckin’ village (yea-aah, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking hooves
We running this, lets go.
I want a goat. (I want a goat) I want a goat (I want a goat).
Everybody look at me cuz I really want a goat. (really want a goat)
I want a goat. (I want a goat) I want a goat (I want a goat).
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking goat. (yeah).
I want a goat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight livin in the village no ‘lectricity (yea-eah-eah)
Pourin monsoon I aint got no raincoat
You can’t stop me motherfucker cuz I want goat.
Take a picture, trick (trick)
I want a goat, bitch (bitch)
We eatin rice and dal
Cuz we aint rich (rich)
I’m straight missin’ school
Cuz I’m so naught-ay (cuz I’m so naught-ay)
I’m freakin’ hungry, you at Starbucks
Straight sippin’ lattes
I’m pounding out some grain, chopping wood and shit
Carrying pots on my head damn you know I’m fit
But this aint Bollywood, this is real as it gets
I want goat motherfucker don’t you ever forget
I want a goat and
It aint no joke and
I got tribal dance moves
Like Michael Jacksaan (michael jacksaan)
I’m the King of the World
Want a goat for rea-oh
If you got lotsa goats
Then you’re sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up, this goat is REAL
Fuck TVs, I want a goat motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck cars, I walk barefoot motherfucker (motherfucker)
I play outside no toys, motherfucker
These livestock make noise, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Hey ma, if I get sick again (sick again)
A goat could help me buy med-icine (medicine)
And all those profits when I sell its kin (sell its kin)
Like Slumdog Millz, anything is possible (anything is possible)
Really if I get a goat
It’ll help keep my family afloat
Youuutuuube
Look at me, ohhh
Really hope I see the day
When I send those moneylenders away
Believe me when I say
I fuckin’ deserve it
I want a goat. I want a goat. (ohhhahhhoh)
Everybody click the link, give a motherfucking goat. (yeahahah )
I want a goat. I want a goat. (sha sha sha sha sha)
Everybody click the link, give a motherfucking goat. (sha sha shortay)
(Shortay)
Thanks for article. Everytime like to read you.
Thanks
Charlie
Nice content indeed! i will visit as often as i can.
cheers
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Hey, I found your blog while searching on Google your post looks very interesting for me. I will add a backlink and bookmark your site. Keep up the good work!
Awesome blog!
I thought about starting my own blog too but I’m just too lazy so, I guess I‘ll just have to keep checking yours out.
LOL,
Please pick me for the free flight to India, I would love to go! Thank you for what you are doing, your video was such a great idea! I would love to help out more as I can!
Thanks,
Cole
I think i can only afford half of a goat. i have 10 dollars.
those people need it more than i do.
could you please tell me where to put money so these people may have a goat?
We would love to accept any donation you are willing to make! In our next website update, we will make sure to include this change. For now, you can always mail a check to “I Want a Goat”, 600 Page St. #302, San Francisco, CA, 94117. Thank you so much for your support.
really good stuff!
you inspire us
What creative approach to non-profit promotion!
hey. awesome site! I want to send a goat to my lil cousin for his b-day. but the song is so explicit. Can’t you make a clean version or something??
We DO have a clean version! You can find it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmoVuqRS2NI
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